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feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

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I no longer know if I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.
Grantaire, Book V   (via lannisteris)

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besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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hbreckel:

tonedbellyplease:

Your guide to toast from Zest magazine

I need all of this

hbreckel:

tonedbellyplease:

Your guide to toast from Zest magazine

I need all of this

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featherofficial:

Bisexual Fact: Bisexuals only do bi things, such as bicycling. Related, it is physically impossible for a bisexual to deliver a monologue. I tried once at an audition and spilt into two and finished it as a conversation. I got the part

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endingcas:

spn season ten more like

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lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

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thickhoe:

yes im a hoe….but im a hoe with feelings

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estpolis:

i like coffee like i like my women

big ass titties

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bewbin:

fool me once shame on you 

fool me 32 times holy fucking shit dude

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lesbian-in-brighton:

So if you’re in a heterosexual relationship, who gives the girl the orgasm?

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Recently outed pansexual and crazy ex-girlfriend living the Star Wars life.

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